T’is the season to be ho-ho-horny! If you hadn’t heard that before, fasten your sleigh belts as I’m about to run you through these seasonal sex moves… Read more “Jingle Your Bells”
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Monoga-me-oh-my
Monogamy definition Noun 1. the practice of marrying or state of being married to one person at a time. 2. the practice or state of having a… Read more “Monoga-me-oh-my”
Get Sprung this Spring
Spring is upon us and I don’t know about you but whenever this season arrives I always feel different, cheerier, like all of life’s possibilities are right… Read more “Get Sprung this Spring”
Will you be my Galentine?
It’s Valentines Day!!! A phrase which, being perpetually single, I’m not ashamed to admit has caused a variety of negative reactions over the years. Including but not… Read more “Will you be my Galentine?”
Pre-Valentines Day Special – The Art of Self Seduction
As I’m sure you’re aware the 14th of February is just a week away. Now it’s confession time, Valentines Day is my least favourite greetings card trap,… Read more “Pre-Valentines Day Special – The Art of Self Seduction”
Pause for reflection…
I want to start this post as I mean to go on – with positivity and love – so first of all I’d like to wish you… Read more “Pause for reflection…”
12 dates of Christmas
I don’t think many will disagree with me when I say I’m really looking forward to having a better Christmas than we did last year. Between being… Read more “12 dates of Christmas”
Christmas dating trends we wish The Grinch would steal!
Now the festive season is officially here, I’m allowing myself to get into the Christmas spirit. I’ve already added Netflix’s festive film offerings to my list, I’ve… Read more “Christmas dating trends we wish The Grinch would steal!”
Enough is enough is enough
Enough is enough (is enough)I can’t go on, I can’t go on no more, noEnough is enough (is enough)I want him out, I want him out that… Read more “Enough is enough is enough”
Things that go BUMP in the night
“Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble… “ 🔥 🔥 🔥 Halloween is just around the corner and I don’t know about you but… Read more “Things that go BUMP in the night”